适合小学六年级5人表演的搞笑话剧剧本

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一看就知道是为元旦而准备的，这样的问题以后就不要在这里提了，我想拿回那个意思给你，应该到百度，有自己这件事，手术很快就会出来

Gingerbread Man

old man old woman dog cat farmer hunter fox tiger crocodile
gingerbread man


Aside(旁白) ：Many years ago , there lived an old man and an old woman , they had no children . The old man had a dog , the old woman had a cat . They lived together happily .
Old man : Grandma , Christmas Day is coming , let’ s make a
gingerbread man , I like gingerbread man very much . It’s very delicious . It’s good to eat !
Old woman : Ok ! Grandpa , I will make a gingerbread man . I like gingerbread man too . I think it’s very delicious . It’s good to eat ! And we need a gingerbread man , because Christmas Day is coming .
Aside(旁白) : So the old woman made a gingerbread man , and it was really good to eat . The cat came into the kitchen , and saw the gingerbread man .
Cat : I am . I am a cat . I’m very clever . Ah a gingerbread man , you look good to eat . Come on , don’t run away .
Gingerbread man : No , you can’t eat me .
Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man ran into the living room . A dog saw him .
Dog : I am . I am a dog . I can run fast . Gingerbread man , you look good to eat .
Gingerbread man : No , you can’t eat me .
Aside(旁白) : The dog jumped to the gingerbread man , but the
gingerbread man ran away . The gingerbread man ran across the field , he met a farmer .
Farmer : I am . I am a farmer . I like farming . Oh, here is a gingerbread man , I think its good to eat .
Gingerbread man : No , you can’t eat me .
Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man ran into the forest , he saw a hunter .
Hunter : I am . I am a hunter . I’m very hungry . Gingerbread man , you look good to eat , come on let me have a taste .
Gingerbread man : No , you can’t eat me .
Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man ran in the forest , he saw a fox .
Fox : I am . I am a fox . I’m so smart . Look , a gingerbread man is running . I think I can eat him . It looks good to eat .
Gingerbread man : No , you can’t eat me .
Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man ran and ran . Here comes a tiger .
Tiger : I am . I’m a tiger . I’m very strong . I am the king of the animals . Gingerbread man , you look good to eat .
Gingerbread man : No , you can’t eat me .

Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man ran and ran . He came to a river . He wanted to cross the river . But there was a crocodile in the river .
Gingerbread man: Mr. Crocodile , can you take me to cross the river?
Crocodile: Sure , you can jump on my back . I can take you to cross the river.
Gingerbread man : Thank you . You are so kind !
Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man jumped on the crocodile’s back , then the crocodile swam in the river .
Crocodile : Now , you can jump on my mouth .
Gingerbread man : OK !
Aside(旁白) : The gingerbread man wanted to jump on the crocodile’s mouth . But the crocodile quickly opened his big mouth , and the gingerbread man jumped into his mouth .
Crocodile : Er…. The gingerbread man is really good to eat . It’s really delicious !

一天， 老师走进课堂，学生们一齐起立喊：“老师早上好！”
老师愤愤地说：“只叫早上好？那我下午呢？难道就不好了吗？”
于是学生们又一齐喊：“老师下午好！”
老师说道：“坐下！今天我们要复习反义词，我们这样练习，我说一句，你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。”
老师：“今天天气很好。”
学生：“今天天气很坏。”
老师：“到处阳光明媚。”
学生：“到处阴云密布。”
老师：“年轻。”
学生：“年老。”
老师：“站立。”
学生：“躺倒”
老师：“有个年轻人站立在路上。”
学生：“有个年老人躺倒在路上。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱。”
老师：“我捡到一元钱，交给老师。”
学生：“我丢了一元钱，去偷老师。”
老师：“错误，不能这样说！”
学生：“正确，应该这样说！”
老师：“这不行，这是违法行为！”
学生：“这可以，这是合法行为！”
老师：“听老师的，老师说的才是正确！”
学生：“听我们的，老师说的都是错误！”
老师：“你们愚蠢。”
学生：“我们聪明。”
老师：“停止！”
学生：“继续！”
老师：“你们现在停止！别说了！”
学生：“我们现在继续！还要说！”
老师：“你们这些蠢猪，我说停止！”
学生：“我们都是天才，我们说继续！”
老师：“你们听老师的！”
学生：“老师听我们的！”
老师：“学生都得听老师的！”
学生：“老师都得听学生的！”
老师：“现在你们停止练习！”
学生：“现在我们继续练习！”
老师：“你们没完没了了吗？”
学生：“我们有始有终的呀！”
老师：“那你们就停止！蠢猪！”
学生：“那我们该继续！天才！”
....之

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