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My pet （我的宠物）
My pet is a toy bear. His name is Small White. He is white. He has blue eyes and blue ears. His hands and feet are blue too. He is naughty. He likes to make fun of me. He likes reading. When I am unhappy, he accompanies me. He is my good friend.
（我的宠物是一只玩具熊。他的名字是小白。他是白色的。他有蓝色的眼睛跟白色的耳朵。他的手和脚也是蓝色的。他很顽皮。他喜欢对我做鬼脸。他喜欢读书。当我不开心时，他陪伴着我。他是我的好朋友。）
My favourite season （我最喜欢的季节）
My favourite season is summer. I often wear my shorts and T-shirt.
Sometimes I wear my jeans. In summer it is often sunny and hot. Sometimes rainy in summer. I usually swim with my father. Sometimes I eat ice-cream at home. （我最喜欢的季节是夏天。我经常穿着短裤和T恤。有时我穿牛仔裤。夏天里经常是既晴朗又炎热。有时也下雨。我经常跟我爸爸一起去游泳。有时我在家里吃冰激凌。）
My Chinses teacher （我的语文老师）
I have a Chinses Teacher. Her name is Li u Xiaohong. She is from Lanchang. She’s very active and strict. She has two big eyes. She’s very nice.But she is short. She likes to smile. I don’t know what season she like. Because I don’t know her very well. Her class is very funny, I like it. In a word, I love my Chinese Teacher.
（我有一个语文老师。她的名字叫刘晓红。她来自南昌。她既活跃又严格。她有两只大眼睛。她很好。但是她比较矮。她喜欢笑。我不知道她喜欢什么季节。因为我对她不是很了解。她的课上得很有趣。我喜欢。 总之，我喜欢我的语文老师。）
My teacher （我的老师）
My teacher is thirty_six.She is a very beautiful woman.She has a round face ,black hair,big eyes,a small nose and a small mouth.She is very kind to us. She often plays games with us.She teaches us many useful and interesting things.We learn a lot from her.I like her very much.
（我的老师36岁。她是一个漂亮的女人。她有一张圆圆的脸，黑色的头发，大眼睛，小鼻子和小嘴巴。她对我们很友善。
她经常跟我们玩游戏。她教会我们很多有用的、有趣的东西。我们从她那学到很多。我非常喜欢她）
Last weekend --上周末
Last weekend there were two days’ holiday. I went to the park with my classmates on Saturday morning. We played games, we were very happy. In the afternoon, I read comic books. I like reading books very much. On Sunday
morning, I got up at 7:00. Then I did my homework and did some reading at 9:00. After that I helped my mother cook some food and do some housework(家务). After lunch, I rode a bike. I visited my friends. I played basketball with my friends. In the evening I sang songs and watched TV. I went to bed at 10:00. I was very happy last weekend.

（上周末有两天假期。周六早上我和我的同学去了公园。我们玩了游戏，我们很开心。当天下午。我看了漫画书。我非常喜欢读书。星期天早上，我7点就起床了。然后我做了作业，九点做了阅读作业。之后我帮妈妈煮饭做家务了。午饭后，我骑了自行车。我拜访了我的朋友。我和我的朋友一起打了篮球。晚上，我唱歌和看电视了。我10点去睡觉。上周末我很开心。）
A Happy Day （快乐的一天）
Last Sunday, I visited my grandmother. We listened to music and planted flowers. I counted the flowers. There were ten.. Then I helped my grandmother cook lunch. When we finished, I washed the dishes and she cleaned the kitchen. In the evening, I watched TV and played the violin at home, It was fun.
（上星期日，我去拜访了我的祖母。我们一起听了音乐、种了花。我数了一下花，有10朵。然后我帮祖母煮了午餐。当我们吃完，我洗了碗碟，祖母打扫了厨房。晚上，我们在家看了电视、拉了小提琴。真是有趣。）
My Good Friend （我的好朋友）
My name is Amy .I have a good friend . Her name is Liu Yun. She lives in China . Her mother is a singer. She likes swimming. Her father is a TV reporter. He likes listening to mnsic. Liu Yun likes playing the violin and riding her bike. Every morning , she goes to school on foot. Every evening, she reads newspaper at home. Then she goes to bed at nine. This is my good friend Liu Yun.
(我的名字叫艾米。我有一个好朋友。她的名字叫刘云。她住在中国。她妈妈是一个歌唱家。她喜欢游泳。她爸爸是一个电视台记者。他喜欢听音乐。刘云喜欢拉小提琴和骑自行车。每天早上，她走路去上学。每天晚上，她在家看报纸。然后她9点去睡觉。这就是我的好朋友刘云。）
My class （我的班级）
I'm a student.There are 38 desks and chairs in my classroom. And there are 6 windows on the wall. 38 students are in my class.My chinese teacher is Miss Gu ,my English teacher is Miss Feng and my math teacher is Miss Li.I like my class very much .Welcome to my class.
（我是一名学生。我们教室里有38张桌子和椅子。墙上有六扇窗。班里有38名学生。我的语文老师是顾老师。英语老师是冯老师，数学老师是李老师。我非常喜欢我们班。欢迎来我们班。）
希望这些对你有用~~

8.How much is four minus four? 四减四可以不等于零吗？

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.
　　一天，老师问彼得:“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。

　　The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?"

　　老师生气地说:“真笨！比如我给你衣袋里装进4个硬币，可你衣袋上有个窟窿，硬币全从这里漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么？”

　　"The hole." replied Peter.

　　“还剩下个窟窿。”彼得答道。



9.昨天夜里我爸妈表演“混合双打”

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles，boys？
　　体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？

　　Nick: Yes，sir. Quite of ten. I saw it even last night.

　　尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢！

　　Teacher: Please tell us some thing about it.

　　老师：那你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

　　Nick: Oh，sorry，sir. My father always says, "Domestic shame should not be published.”

　　尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说:“家丑不可外扬。”(

1,Sleeping Pills

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
安眠药

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？”
2,
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

我拿了那位朋友回答的问题的第一篇，比较短，3分钟，中速可以读完的。
我帮你翻译一下吧
我有一个背包。它很大而且是蓝色的。它是我父母给我的生日礼物。我很喜欢它。它非常“勤奋”（这里的“hard-working”作形容词用），因为我把所有学习用品都放到里面去。它非常沉重。它对于我而言是非常重要的。它是我的好朋友。

（（不过我觉得这篇文章那么多it is ，可能不顺口。太枯燥。））

这个，简单的英语笑话

Kidding Wang and Serious Wang are sisters who have a book store. One
day,the telephone in their store is ringing.
Serious : This is Wang's book store. May I help you?
Customer: Are you kidding?
Serious : No, I am serious!

（kidding 开玩笑 ；Serious 严肃的 ；Customer 顾客），先懂得这两个英文单词的意思吧，初一的词汇

王玩笑 和 王严肃 是一对姐妹 ，他们开了间书店。一天，她们书店里的电话铃响了。
严肃小姐说：这里是王氏书店，有什么我可以帮助你呢？
顾客说：你在开玩笑吗（are you kidding 是“你在开玩笑吗”的意思，但其实顾客想问的是“请问你是玩笑小姐吗？”）
严肃小姐说：不，我很认真！（其实也可以理解为不，我是严肃小姐！ 真是令人汗颜的一个冷笑话！！）

对话你不能讲那就可以改为，Miss Serious said(这是say 的过去式，读音与sad 一样）: "This is Wang's book store. May I help you?" The customer said: "Are you kidding? ".....
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