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The Gifts （礼物）
作者：潘彩英

Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.

D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.

D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.

(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)

D: Will you buy my hair?

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?

D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.

M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.

D: Thank you. Bye.

M: Bye.

Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )

J: You-----?

D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.

J: You’ve cut off your hair?

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.

J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .

D: What ?

J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.

D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!

J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.

D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.

J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.

D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?

J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.

D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .

J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.


礼 物

旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。

德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。

德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。

（在店门口，写着“夫人：我们买各种各样的头发”）

德拉：你买我的头发吗？

夫人：是的，我们买各式的头发，把你的帽子脱下来，让我看一下你的头发。哦，很美的头发，很好的发质，20美元，行不行？

德拉：好的，但是请你快点把钱给我。

夫人：给你，20美元。

德拉：谢谢你，再见。

夫人：再见。

旁白：德拉在街上逛了2个小时，然后她在一家金店止步，进去买了一条金表链。现在德拉正在家里。

德拉：哦，多么漂亮的金链子，我想那一定跟吉姆的手表很配，当他看到它的时候，一定会很高兴的。

（突然门打开了，吉姆走了进来）

吉姆：你……？

德拉：吉姆，不要那样看着我，我剪了我的头发并卖了，因为我无法度过一个我不送你圣诞节礼物的圣诞节，吉姆，它会长得很快的，你不会介意的，是不是？我必须这么做，我的头发长得很快的，这你是知道的，说：“圣诞快乐！”，吉姆，让我们高兴起来。

吉姆：你剪了你的头发

德拉：我剪了头发并卖了，它被卖掉了，我跟你说它被卖掉了，没有了！现在是圣诞节前夜，对我好一点，吉姆，那都是为了你。

吉姆：哦，德拉，别误会我，我想我不会因为你剪了头发而对你的爱就减少了，我知道，那是为了我，看看这个包裹。

德拉：什么？

吉姆：你自己看吧！你会明白的。

德拉：啊，是梳子！它们就是几个月前陈列在橱窗里的那套。

吉姆：是的，那套漂亮的梳子，镶珠宝的，那颜色正好配你的发色。

德拉：但是，吉姆，那些都是很贵的，我知道，我一直渴望但却没有丝毫的奢望拥有它。现在，它们是我的了，谢谢你，吉姆。

吉姆：现在，你知道我为什么一开始就那么悲伤了吧。

德拉：吉姆，我给你买了一件又美丽又好的礼物，你能猜出来吗？

吉姆：对不起，我不想猜。

德拉：看，一条金表链，吉姆，它是不是很可爱？我找遍了整个城才找的，你从现在起可得一天要看一百次时间了。把你的表给我，我想看一下表链装在表上的样子。

吉姆：德拉，让我们把圣诞礼物收起来珍藏一段时间，它们太好了，但我们现在用不着，我把表卖了。得到了钱才买了这梳子。现在让我们吃晚饭吧！

英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)
Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)
Press, press……
Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……
Now let me cut it into pieces!


另一个

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改

He: Are you free tonight?
She: No, but I'm inexpensive.

他问：“你今晚有空吗？”可是free除“自由的，有空的”意思以外，还有“免费的”意思。因此她解释为“你今晚免费吗！”，所以回答说：“不，但很便宜。”这是将free的两种意思巧妙运用的joke，象这样把一句话的意思活用的笑话很多。dear有“亲爱的，可爱的”和“昂贵的”两种意思，因此可编成以下的笑话。

He: My DEAR gril, are you FREE tonight?
She: No, I'm not FREE, because I'm your DEAR girl.
（他：我“亲爱的”人啊，今晚“有空”吗？）
（她：不是“免费的”，因为我是你的“昂贵的”人。）

能这样利用free或dear不同意思挖苦女人。

顺便也要学一学在一般会话中使用的方法。在商业用语有free sample(免费样品)，在英美的夫妻间或情侣间，用Dear!或My Dear叫对方，写信时一定要用Dear Mr. King等，想必大家都很熟悉。在展览会等柜台上放的资料等，询问“免费吗？”时是“Is this free?”。“昂贵”的意思是expensive比Dear用的多，相反的“不贵”是inexpensive。到处可看到用free说的笑话，这里再举出一则。

He: Do you believe in free love? （他：你相信自由恋爱吗？）
She: Have I ever given you a bill? （她：我过去给过你帐单吗？）

男的意思是自由恋爱，而女的却以为是“免费的恋爱”。所谓free love是根本不考虑结婚等，只要有喜欢的人就可以发生肉体关系，瑞典大概是这种free-love的大本营，但在美国还是expensive love，男人会感到头痛。

所以，不论男女往往都会把free解释成金钱性的，而不是精神性“自由”。这样利用不同意思的笑话外，还有利用相同发音的笑话。例如：

Three Stages of A Man's Lift（男人一生的三阶段）是：
(1) Tri-Weekly
(2) Try Weekly
(3) Try Weakly
都是相同的发音。

（1）是“一周三次”的意思。tri是表示“三”的意思，例如三角形是triangle ，三人帮是trio，“三重结婚”是trigamy。另外bi是“二”的意思，所以“一周二次”是bi-weekly，“重婚”是bigamy。

（2）Try Weekly是“每周努力”的意思。“每周出版一次的杂志”是weekly。try 是“努力、试做”，所以“一周三次”变成“每周努力一次”。

（3）是“软弱地努力”，weak是“软弱”，副词是weakly。

这是说男人在结婚当初可以“一周做三次”，但不久之后勉强成为一周一次，到后来只能软弱地进行了。这就是“男人一生的三个阶段”Man's Life。

再举同样的例子。在美国留学时就喜欢研究这样的话， 因为很有趣不由得热中于英语，然后不知不觉靠英语吃饭了。

为理解下面的笑话，要先了解bear(保存)与bare(暴露)是同音，“深深刻画在心里”的成语是bear in mind。

She: Do you think of me whenever you're away, darling? ( 你在离开我的时候想不想我？)
He: Yes, sweet, I always BARE you in mind. （那是当然的，你时时刻刻在我心里裸露。)

妙处是把“刻画在心里”的bear in mind说成bare in mind “使你赤裸裸地刻画在我心底”。

在情侣或夫妻间除了说darling之外，也常使用sweet或sweetheart。sweetheart不仅是在情侣之间，在夫妻之间也常做为招呼语，原意是有“体贴心（的人）”。

“裸体”通常是说nude或naked，但用来押韵时就允许使用平时不常用的语法。

这种英语的意思或重点在发音上的笑话，如果仅看译文，其趣味性会减半，这时候熟悉英语就有用处了。科学或理论性的书籍由于没有这种趣味性，所以仅看译文就可以了，向爱好粉红色笑话的人推荐本书的理由就在这里了。

另外，各位所熟悉的watch，除做为“钟表”解外，还有“监视、仔细看”的意思，因此可以做以下的应用：

The kid's parents asked him what he wanted for the birthday. （孩子的父母问孩子在生日想要什么。）
"I wanna watch" he said. （孩子说“我想要watch”。）
So they let him. （父母就让他那样做了。）

watch到底是什么东西，请你想象吧。此时的I wanna watch是俚语的说法。“想要手表”的正确英语说法是：

I want a watch.
如果是“想看”应该说：
I want to watch.

可是在实际的会话时，不论孩子或大人都会说I wanna watch，这个笑话是利用这种微妙的关键。

这一类发音改变而产生的笑话还有很多。watch有“监视”，也有“手表”的意思，truck又分为“货车”和“手推车”，cook有“厨师”和“烹饪”的意思。

apt是“伶俐的、聪明的”意思，如果要说“你是聪明的孩子”，则是：
You're an apt boy.

另一方面“易于……”是be apt to...， 例如“她很快就爱上英俊男孩”的说法是：
She is apt to love any handsome men.

这样就应该能看懂下面的笑话了。
You're an apt boy. Is your sister apt, too? （你是聪明的少年，你姐姐也很聪明吧？）

少年回答说：
For the price she is apt to. （那要看价钱，姐姐会立刻干的。）

这里是除利用apt的两种意思外，巧妙运用too与to的字义。

现在我要举出我认为最好的美国笑话。有个人被问到男女的差别在哪里时， 他回答说：
When a man breaks a date, he has to.
When a girl breaks a date, she has two.

虽然只是two与to的差异，但很美妙地描绘出美国女性的心理与约会的方法。意思是说“男人爽约是因为he has to（不得已才那样）的关系，可是女人爽约是she has two（有两个约会）的关系”。如果改成：

he has to (break the date)
she has two (dates)

就应该容易了解了。

date有“约会”的意思外，还有“日期”，以及“为生意见面”等意思。

He is my steady date. （他就是我经常约会的对象。）
这里可做“约会的对象”也应该记住。

再说，作为约会的对象受欢迎(popular)的女孩，就是所谓的easy girl（立刻答应的女人）。对于当做结婚对象并不好，而做为约会的对象又太保守的女孩也没有兴趣，所以有这样的笑话：

Do you know the dirrerence between a popular girl and an unpopular one ? （你知道受欢迎的女孩和不受欢迎的女孩之差别吗？）

Global warming
A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.
B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.
A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?
B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.
A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.
B. Is it the problem of population increasing?
A. No.
C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.
A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……
B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!
A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.
B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?
C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.
A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.
C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.
A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees
C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.
A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees.
D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!
A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.
B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!
B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.

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